Top Ten Ways To Make Super Tuesday More Exciting

Team Infidel

Forum Spin Doctor
Pull the level and a delicious Milky Way bar comes out

One lucky voter wins a romantic Bahamas getaway with Mitt Romney

Add a Showcase Showdown

Postpone it 24 hours so you can rename it Super Hump Day

Replace Mike Huckabee with his cousin Huck Mikeabee

Ballot-countin' monkeys

Eat poopy

Halftime entertainment by Dennis Kucinich

Invite Sean Young to appear at victory speech

Put a Manning on the ballot
 
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