Top Ten Ways to Make the Democratic Convention More Fun

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Top Ten Ways to Make the Democratic Convention More Fun

Offer John McCain $1 million if he correctly guesses how many homes he owns

Every night, one lucky lady gets to go home with John Edwards

In honor of party mascot, serve assortment of delicious donkey and mule treats

Each delegate gets a kitty, superdelegates get a super kitty!

Special appearance by the exhumed remains of Lyndon Johnson

Call the Pepsi Center something crazy like the Bird's Nest or the Water Cube

Give John Kerry's crazy wife five minutes to say whatever she wants -- remember her?

Kick things off with a song from Dennis Kucinich

Five words: hot volleyball babes in bikinis

Try to squeeze Al Gore into the same suit he wore at the 2000 convention
 
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