Top Ten Ways Kim Jong-Il Can Improve His Image




 
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Top Ten Ways Kim Jong-Il Can Improve His Image
 
June 27th, 2008  
Team Infidel
 
 

Topic: Top Ten Ways Kim Jong-Il Can Improve His Image


Top Ten Ways Kim Jong-Il Can Improve His Image
Top Ten Ways Kim Jong-Il Can Improve His Image


Only torture dissidents on nights and weekends

Next time Regis is on vacation, co-host with Kelly

Open popular pizza chain "Papa Jong's"

Do a hilarious ventriloquist act on "North Korea's Got Talent"

Figure out a way to get us out of Iraq

Have advisors in Pyongyang come up with new big summer ideas

Come up with new catchphrase, "I'm a bad wittle dictator"

Four words: Tan in a Can

Step 1: break leg. Step 2: win major golf tournament

Improve? Hell, he's more popular than Bush
June 27th, 2008  
A Can of Man
 
 
haha good ones.
June 27th, 2008  
Sevens
 
 
Funny!!!!
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Top Ten Ways Kim Jong-Il Can Improve His Image
June 28th, 2008  
The Other Guy
 
 
How about, "buy a step-stool?"
June 28th, 2008  
tomtom22
 
 
Hahahaha!!!
 


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