Team Infidel
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Top Ten Ways John McCain Can Turn It Around
Try the old "I'll vote for you if you vote for me" trick
Inspire America by jumping Straight Talk Express over Snake River Canyon
Change name to Jorack McBama
Start wearing a cape
Step one: send Bin Laden free tickets to Giants game. Step two: when he shows up in East Rutherford, New Jersey expecting to enjoy some big blue smashmouth football: gotcha sucka!
Sizzling tango with Cloris Leachman on "Dancing With The Stars"
Put more effort into budget plan, less effort into Facebook status updates
Point out his steady leadership got us through the Great Depression
Assure voters the only poll that matters is in his pants
Get Sarah Palin to illegally fire herself
Try the old "I'll vote for you if you vote for me" trick
Inspire America by jumping Straight Talk Express over Snake River Canyon
Change name to Jorack McBama
Start wearing a cape
Step one: send Bin Laden free tickets to Giants game. Step two: when he shows up in East Rutherford, New Jersey expecting to enjoy some big blue smashmouth football: gotcha sucka!
Sizzling tango with Cloris Leachman on "Dancing With The Stars"
Put more effort into budget plan, less effort into Facebook status updates
Point out his steady leadership got us through the Great Depression
Assure voters the only poll that matters is in his pants
Get Sarah Palin to illegally fire herself
