Top Ten Ways John McCain Can Appear More Youthful




 
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Top Ten Ways John McCain Can Appear More Youthful
 
July 30th, 2008  
Team Infidel
 
 

Topic: Top Ten Ways John McCain Can Appear More Youthful


Top Ten Ways John McCain Can Appear More Youthful
Top Ten Ways John McCain Can Appear More Youthful


Campaign in a batsuit

Instead of Lincoln, pepper speech with quotes from Broday Jenner

Get his Miracle Ear pierced

Stop yelling at reporters to get off his lawn

Play breakdancing vice principal in "High School Musical 3"

Take a page from Jason Giambi and grow a cool moustache

Wrestle a gator

Change name of "Straight Talk Express" to "J-Dawg's Booty Wagon"

Stop promising a Packard in every garage and a goose in every icebox

Never hurts to nail a few interns
July 30th, 2008  
AikiRooster
 
 
Hiding the colostomy bag wouldn't be a bad idea either.
July 30th, 2008  
Sevens
 
 
Quote:
Stop promising a Packard in every garage and a goose in every icebox
But......I was looking forward to getting my Packard.....
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Top Ten Ways John McCain Can Appear More Youthful
March 12th, 2009  
tomtom22
 
 
 


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