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Top Ten Ways John McCain Can Appear More Youthful
Campaign in a batsuit
Instead of Lincoln, pepper speech with quotes from Broday Jenner
Get his Miracle Ear pierced
Stop yelling at reporters to get off his lawn
Play breakdancing vice principal in "High School Musical 3"
Take a page from Jason Giambi and grow a cool moustache
Wrestle a gator
Change name of "Straight Talk Express" to "J-Dawg's Booty Wagon"
Stop promising a Packard in every garage and a goose in every icebox
Never hurts to nail a few interns
Campaign in a batsuit
Instead of Lincoln, pepper speech with quotes from Broday Jenner
Get his Miracle Ear pierced
Stop yelling at reporters to get off his lawn
Play breakdancing vice principal in "High School Musical 3"
Take a page from Jason Giambi and grow a cool moustache
Wrestle a gator
Change name of "Straight Talk Express" to "J-Dawg's Booty Wagon"
Stop promising a Packard in every garage and a goose in every icebox
Never hurts to nail a few interns
