Top Ten Ways George W. Bush Can Improve His Approval Rating

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Top Ten Ways George W. Bush Can Improve His Approval Rating


Fewer embarrassing gaffes, more humiliating blunders

Replace "Hail To The Chief" with Black Sabbath's "Iron Man"

Send FEMA to rebuild Knicks

Change name to Barack W. Obusha

Show America you're not some stiff workaholic by blowing off work sometimes

Jump Snake River in rocket powered "Sky-Cycle"

Become trapped in an elevator until January 20, 2009

Less of this (VT: Bush dancing in New Orleans)

Ask father for tips on how he achieved his 31% approval rating

Hide Cheney's medication
 
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