Team Infidel
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10. Play comical slide-whistle every time he screws up
9. Release NSA wiretaps of Jessice Biel's hot phone conversations
8. Tell everyone "W" stands for "Whoa, this guy's awesome!"
7. Help O.J. find the real memorabilia
6. Send 20,000 troops to stop Michael Jackson's wedding
5. Devote weekly radio address to discuss what's happening on "The Hills"
4. What do you mean "boost"? Everything's great!
3. Co-star in a movie with a monkey
2. Go on television; Say, "You know what? I did lose in 2000"; Hand over the keys to Gore
1. Appoint blue ribbon commission to find out what happened to the Mets
9. Release NSA wiretaps of Jessice Biel's hot phone conversations
8. Tell everyone "W" stands for "Whoa, this guy's awesome!"
7. Help O.J. find the real memorabilia
6. Send 20,000 troops to stop Michael Jackson's wedding
5. Devote weekly radio address to discuss what's happening on "The Hills"
4. What do you mean "boost"? Everything's great!
3. Co-star in a movie with a monkey
2. Go on television; Say, "You know what? I did lose in 2000"; Hand over the keys to Gore
1. Appoint blue ribbon commission to find out what happened to the Mets
