Team Infidel
Forum Spin Doctor
Top Ten Things Overheard In New York During Today's Snowstorm
"The snow's falling as fast as the Dow"
"It's nice to see the streets glistening with something besides urine"
"I just got fined 50 bucks for groping a snowman"
"We'll have to postpone the annual garbage pickup until next year"
"My cousin brought back some primo rock salt from the Dominican"
"Starbucks is selling something called a 'Slushaccino'"
"Al Gore can suck it!"
"Look, there's Letterman -- get him!"
"No, officer, I offered her $50 to blow on my hands"
"Regis attached a snowblower to his Rascal scooter"
"The snow's falling as fast as the Dow"
"It's nice to see the streets glistening with something besides urine"
"I just got fined 50 bucks for groping a snowman"
"We'll have to postpone the annual garbage pickup until next year"
"My cousin brought back some primo rock salt from the Dominican"
"Starbucks is selling something called a 'Slushaccino'"
"Al Gore can suck it!"
"Look, there's Letterman -- get him!"
"No, officer, I offered her $50 to blow on my hands"
"Regis attached a snowblower to his Rascal scooter"
