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Top Ten Things Overheard At The Late Show Fire
10 "Here's the problem -- Dave left his hairpiece too close to the boiler"
9 "Everybody follow the rats to safety"
8 "Does this count as the Late Show Christmas party?"
7 "Too bad the funny Top Ten list was destroyed"
6 "I should have used more gasoline"
5 "No, Mr. Walker, we don't believe the cause was dyn-o-mite"
4 "Now that we have fire, this place truly is like hell"
3 "No number 3 -- writer loopy from smoke inhalation"
2 "Hey, the theater's now up to a toasty 54 degrees"
1 "Forget the interns, Dave, save yourself!"
10 "Here's the problem -- Dave left his hairpiece too close to the boiler"
9 "Everybody follow the rats to safety"
8 "Does this count as the Late Show Christmas party?"
7 "Too bad the funny Top Ten list was destroyed"
6 "I should have used more gasoline"
5 "No, Mr. Walker, we don't believe the cause was dyn-o-mite"
4 "Now that we have fire, this place truly is like hell"
3 "No number 3 -- writer loopy from smoke inhalation"
2 "Hey, the theater's now up to a toasty 54 degrees"
1 "Forget the interns, Dave, save yourself!"
