Top Ten Things Overheard At Hillary Clinton Campaign Headquarters

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Top Ten Things Overheard At Hillary Clinton Campaign Headquarters

"I can't believe the campaign's over already"

"Hillary's changing into her concession pantsuit"

"This is more depressing than a Mets game" - He did not say that!

"So they're nominating the guy with the most delegates, superdelegates, and states won? Outrageous!"

"Did you hear - the marquee melted on Letterman"

"Help us, Iron Man!!"

"The Senator is in intense negotiations with Jim Beam"

"There's a guy here to repossess the watercooler"

"It's not the end - you can always get fat and make a global warming documentary"

"Is Obama still hiring?"
 
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