Team Infidel
Forum Spin Doctor
"Here to sing the national anthem, global warming genius Al Gore"
"It's minus 3 degrees, but it's a dry cold"
"Eli's hands are frozen to the center's ass"
"Packers tight end looks suspiciously like a polar bear"
"I'm glad I spent the extra money on the fleece-lined cheese hat"
"The referees will be officiating the second half from the hotel"
"Screw the game, let's keep huddling"
"No number 3 -- writer got frostbite in Green Bay"
"It's still warmer than the Ed Sullivan Theater"
"Is that the temperature or Bush's approval rating?"
"It's minus 3 degrees, but it's a dry cold"
"Eli's hands are frozen to the center's ass"
"Packers tight end looks suspiciously like a polar bear"
"I'm glad I spent the extra money on the fleece-lined cheese hat"
"The referees will be officiating the second half from the hotel"
"Screw the game, let's keep huddling"
"No number 3 -- writer got frostbite in Green Bay"
"It's still warmer than the Ed Sullivan Theater"
"Is that the temperature or Bush's approval rating?"
