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Top Ten Things Overheard During Dick Cheney's Hunting Trip
10 "Has everyone updated their will?"
9 "The crisp air is giving me goose bumps -- no, wait, it's another heart attack"
8 "This can't end well"
7 "My pacemaker also makes bird calls"
6 "I want that quail taken alive -- let's find out what the son of a ***** knows"
5 "Bush was supposed to come, but his father got him out of it"
4 "Condi, grab a shotgun and go get yourself a man"
3 No number 3 -- writers making picket signs for upcoming strike
2 "You shoot one old guy in the face, avoid talking to authorities, delay taking a blood-alcohol test and you're labeled a bad guy"
1 "Duck!"
10 "Has everyone updated their will?"
9 "The crisp air is giving me goose bumps -- no, wait, it's another heart attack"
8 "This can't end well"
7 "My pacemaker also makes bird calls"
6 "I want that quail taken alive -- let's find out what the son of a ***** knows"
5 "Bush was supposed to come, but his father got him out of it"
4 "Condi, grab a shotgun and go get yourself a man"
3 No number 3 -- writers making picket signs for upcoming strike
2 "You shoot one old guy in the face, avoid talking to authorities, delay taking a blood-alcohol test and you're labeled a bad guy"
1 "Duck!"
