Top Ten Things Overheard At Dick Cheney's Birthday Party

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Top Ten Things Overheard At Dick Cheney's Birthday Party

"Medic!"

"That's nice -- a card from Osama"

"He must be happy -- he's sneering from ear to ear"

"MMMMM! chocolate cake with Lipitor frosting"

"Clear!"

"Dick, you don't look a day over 93"

"Hey, his daughter is making out with Condoleeza"

"Instead of a pinata, we're gonna beat a Gitmo inmate"

"How about a rousing chorus of 'For He's a Miserable, Old Prick!"

"Duck!"
 
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