Team Infidel
Forum Spin Doctor
"Today's contracts are ridiculous -- the most I made in a season: 800 bucks"
"I traded my 1978 'Rolaids Reliever of the Year' award for a banjo"
"My real name is Goose Gossagestein"
"This facial hair makes me look cool. Letterman's made him look like a drifter"
"I'm retired, but I still wear a cup"
"In 1979, I recorded the novelty single, 'Disco Goose'"
"Now maybe my neighbor will shut up about his bowling trophies"
"To psych myself up for a game, I'd listen to the soundtrack of 'My Fair Lady'"
"After recording the last out of the 1978 Yankees-Red Sox playoff, I kissed Bucky Dent on the mouth"
"The only thing I ever tested positive for was being a flame-throwin' sum'*****"
"I traded my 1978 'Rolaids Reliever of the Year' award for a banjo"
"My real name is Goose Gossagestein"
"This facial hair makes me look cool. Letterman's made him look like a drifter"
"I'm retired, but I still wear a cup"
"In 1979, I recorded the novelty single, 'Disco Goose'"
"Now maybe my neighbor will shut up about his bowling trophies"
"To psych myself up for a game, I'd listen to the soundtrack of 'My Fair Lady'"
"After recording the last out of the 1978 Yankees-Red Sox playoff, I kissed Bucky Dent on the mouth"
"The only thing I ever tested positive for was being a flame-throwin' sum'*****"
