Top Ten Things George W. Bush Wants To Accomplish While Still In Office

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Top Ten Things George W. Bush Wants To Accomplish While Still In Office

Finish those little projects he keeps putting off like fixing the economy

Get Cheney a "goodbye" defibrillator

Challenge Lincoln's ghost to rassle

Host farewell mixer for the detainees at Gitmo

Now that he's got nothing to lose, nail a hefty intern

Cement his legacy with a two month vacation

Put Chuck Norris on the nickel

See if Obama can take over sooner, like Tuesday

Get Condi laid

Hasn't he done enough already?
 
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