Team Infidel
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Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear From Your Mom
I don't have a favorite child, but I do have a least favorite
I always had you pegged for prison
Why are you so mean to Regis?
Could you make my Mother's Day gift out to "cash"?
I'm not angry at the way you turned out, I'm just disappointed
Get off my property or I'll call the cops
You were so much cuter when we dressed you as a girl
I'm doing this Top Ten List for the paycheck
Don't just marry the first girl you live with for twenty-three years
Why can't you have a show at ten o'clock?
I don't have a favorite child, but I do have a least favorite
I always had you pegged for prison
Why are you so mean to Regis?
Could you make my Mother's Day gift out to "cash"?
I'm not angry at the way you turned out, I'm just disappointed
Get off my property or I'll call the cops
You were so much cuter when we dressed you as a girl
I'm doing this Top Ten List for the paycheck
Don't just marry the first girl you live with for twenty-three years
Why can't you have a show at ten o'clock?
