Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear At The Beach

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Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear At The Beach

"You're going to have to put on a top - oh, sorry, sir"

"Forget about sharks, I thought I saw a tomato in the water"

"Due to the mortgage crisis, we're foreclosing your sandcastle" (could happen)

"We're out of mayo; use the Coppertone"

"Wow, that lifeguard can really put away the gin"

"The water? It's about eleven miles that way"

"I know you're not drowning, but would you like mouth-to-mouth anyway?"

"Giant squid! Run for your lives!"

"Are you here for the Al Qaeda summer picnic?"

"Now where did I bury Grandpa?"
 
"Due to the mortgage crisis, we're foreclosing your sandcastle" (could happen)

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The landowners might kill you because they're afraid it'll bring down the value of their property.
 
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