Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear At The Beach




 
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Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear At The Beach
 
June 28th, 2008  
Team Infidel
 
 

Topic: Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear At The Beach


Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear At The Beach
Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear At The Beach

"You're going to have to put on a top - oh, sorry, sir"

"Forget about sharks, I thought I saw a tomato in the water"

"Due to the mortgage crisis, we're foreclosing your sandcastle" (could happen)

"We're out of mayo; use the Coppertone"

"Wow, that lifeguard can really put away the gin"

"The water? It's about eleven miles that way"

"I know you're not drowning, but would you like mouth-to-mouth anyway?"

"Giant squid! Run for your lives!"

"Are you here for the Al Qaeda summer picnic?"

"Now where did I bury Grandpa?"
June 28th, 2008  
A Can of Man
 
 
"Due to the mortgage crisis, we're foreclosing your sandcastle" (could happen)

hahahahaha
The landowners might kill you because they're afraid it'll bring down the value of their property.
June 28th, 2008  
Sevens
 
 
Funny!!
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Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear At The Beach
June 28th, 2008  
tomtom22
 
 
Hahahahaha!!!
June 30th, 2008  
Peddler
 
 
lol... those were great!
 


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