Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear From A Guy Dressed As A Monster

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"Looks like I'm not the only one who ate a whole city"

"Finish up your bucket list, guys -- I'm coming back for you in an hour"

"I was going to destroy the country, but it looks like the mortgage crisis beat me to it -- hey-ooo"

"Where's Madison Square Garden? Some guy gave me a hundred bucks to eat Isiah Thomas"

"Do you know where I can find a scaly green hooker?"

"I'm Godzilla's cousin, Todd-zilla"

"When I'm fully grown, I'll be almost as big as a New York City rat. Can you believe that? A city rat. Now that's a big rat!"

"Ahhhh!"

"This is what happens when you let Barry Bonds inject you in the ass"

"I ate your sister last night"
 
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