Top Ten Things Abraham Lincoln Would Say If He Were Alive Today

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Top Ten Things Abraham Lincoln Would Say If He Were Alive Today

This guy is hilarious, but seriously, who's your president?

I'd like to "emancipate" Angelina Jolie

Sweet merciful Lord, these Applebee's riblets are delicious

I hope the writers' strike is over! I need my 'Desperate Housewives'

The framers of the Constitution would care less about who injected what in their ass

I'm here to unite our great nation over unbelievable deals on brand-name mattresses

Good heavens, McCain is still around?

What's with the freakishly short hats?

Speaking of ancient dead guys, how's Letterman doing?

Seriously, what the hell is happening on 'Lost'?
 
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