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Top Ten Terrell Owens Advice For Kids
It's not whether you win or lose, it's how crazy smooth you look playing the game
Get into a line of work that includes cheerleaders
Look good
Smell good
Election day is just around the corner -- be sure to get out and vote
On or off the field, play it safe and wear a cup
Don't hassle the Hoff
Listen to me -- do not cry during a press conference
There ain't a damn thing to do in Green Bay
Show up to practice every day... unless you're renegotiating
It's not whether you win or lose, it's how crazy smooth you look playing the game
Get into a line of work that includes cheerleaders
Look good
Smell good
Election day is just around the corner -- be sure to get out and vote
On or off the field, play it safe and wear a cup
Don't hassle the Hoff
Listen to me -- do not cry during a press conference
There ain't a damn thing to do in Green Bay
Show up to practice every day... unless you're renegotiating
