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Top Ten Surprises In Yesterday's Republican Debate
10.McCain answered all questions with his sock puppet friend "Carl"
9. Debate was held at Chi-Chi's in Dearborn
8. The part where Giuliani slugged an audience member was odd
7. Mitt Romney proposed a big tax cut for guys named "Mitt" -- that's crazy -- who's ever heard of such a thing?
6. Candidates greeted each other with long, passionate kiss
5. No number 5 -- writer seeing hilarious remake of "The Heartbreak Kid" in theatres now
4. Tom Tancredo admitted even he doesn't know who the hell he is
3. Eddie Brill claimed the audience was one-third foreigners
2. Wayne Newton was voted off
1. Time limit enforced by Cheney with a shotgun
10.McCain answered all questions with his sock puppet friend "Carl"
9. Debate was held at Chi-Chi's in Dearborn
8. The part where Giuliani slugged an audience member was odd
7. Mitt Romney proposed a big tax cut for guys named "Mitt" -- that's crazy -- who's ever heard of such a thing?
6. Candidates greeted each other with long, passionate kiss
5. No number 5 -- writer seeing hilarious remake of "The Heartbreak Kid" in theatres now
4. Tom Tancredo admitted even he doesn't know who the hell he is
3. Eddie Brill claimed the audience was one-third foreigners
2. Wayne Newton was voted off
1. Time limit enforced by Cheney with a shotgun
