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Top Ten Surprises In The Sarah Palin "Troopergate" Investigation Report
Spent thousands of tax-payer dollars pimpin' her dog sled
Terminated her hairstylist after receiving a bad beehive
Palin claims she hasn't seen this kind of misuse of justice since Supreme Court case of... umm, lemme think of one
In her adult life has never gone more than ten minutes without saying, "You betcha!"
No number 6 -- writer looking for his hairbrush
Report's conclusion: "Hey, at least she didn't shoot a guy like Cheney!"
Spent 8 weeks in rehab for addiction to lip gloss
When asked to respond to charges said, "Instead of answering your question, I'm going to talk about energy"
Printed in extra-large font so McCain can read it!
Palin's excuse: "It wasn't me, it was Tina Fey"
Spent thousands of tax-payer dollars pimpin' her dog sled
Terminated her hairstylist after receiving a bad beehive
Palin claims she hasn't seen this kind of misuse of justice since Supreme Court case of... umm, lemme think of one
In her adult life has never gone more than ten minutes without saying, "You betcha!"
No number 6 -- writer looking for his hairbrush
Report's conclusion: "Hey, at least she didn't shoot a guy like Cheney!"
Spent 8 weeks in rehab for addiction to lip gloss
When asked to respond to charges said, "Instead of answering your question, I'm going to talk about energy"
Printed in extra-large font so McCain can read it!
Palin's excuse: "It wasn't me, it was Tina Fey"
