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Top Ten Surprises in the Presidential Debate
Jim Lehrer began proceedings with, "Which one of you morons wants to go first?"
McCain answered every question by cupping his ear and saying, "How's that?"
Opened with closing statements, closed with opening statements
McCain said he had more fun at the Lincoln-Douglas debates
Everybody was talking about the new "Late Show Fun Facts" book available at bookstores everywhere
McCain pledged to fill entire cabinet with sassy underqualified hockey moms
Obama said he'll be on next season's "Dancing With The Stars" -- this guy will do anything
Both had uncomfortable restroom stories involving Senator Larry Craig
They picked some guy out of the audience from New Jersey to read a Top Ten list
The winner -- Tina Fey
Jim Lehrer began proceedings with, "Which one of you morons wants to go first?"
McCain answered every question by cupping his ear and saying, "How's that?"
Opened with closing statements, closed with opening statements
McCain said he had more fun at the Lincoln-Douglas debates
Everybody was talking about the new "Late Show Fun Facts" book available at bookstores everywhere
McCain pledged to fill entire cabinet with sassy underqualified hockey moms
Obama said he'll be on next season's "Dancing With The Stars" -- this guy will do anything
Both had uncomfortable restroom stories involving Senator Larry Craig
They picked some guy out of the audience from New Jersey to read a Top Ten list
The winner -- Tina Fey
