Top Ten Surprises in President Bush's "60 Minutes" Interview

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10 Interview was conducted in the Camp David hot tub

9 President refused to talk about anything except Jennifer Hudson's performance in "Dreamgirls"

8 Announced his candidacy for the 2008 presidential election

7 While walking through the woods, constantly ducking Cheney buckshot

6 Vowed in the future he'll make much better mistakes

5 All the Heineken empties

4 Paused for a CIA briefing about likely Golden Globe winners

3 His Andy Rooney-esque rant about hard-to-open ketchup packets

2 Bush's tearful admission he bet entire United States budget on the Chargers

1 Just like Britney -- no underpants
 
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