Top Ten Surprises in the New Osama bin Laden Audio Tape

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Top Ten Surprises in the New Osama bin Laden Audio Tape

The tape begins with, "Jihad, Jihad, 1, 2, 3...Jihad, Jihad, 1, 2, 3..."

Kept promoting weekly iTunes terror podcasts

Went nuts on caller who said Joe Girardi's doing a good job

He's a little pitchy, dawg

It's just an infomercial for his new "Lean, Mean Goat Grillin' Machine"

Complains "Grey's Anatomy" has totally "jumped the shark"

He's interrupted three times by the blind sheik yelling, "Baba Booey!"

Background noise suggests he's clearly at a bowling alley

Announced his engagement to Star Jones

Even he can't believe Bush hasn't caught him
 
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