Top Ten Surprises During Eliot Spitzer's Resignation

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Top Ten Surprises During Eliot Spitzer's Resignation

Entered to the sounds of Jay-Z's "Big Pimpin'"

Opening line: "Are you a cop?"

Spent two minutes seductively stroking the microphone

Reaffirmed his policy of "Bro's before Ho's"

His decision not to wear pants

Admitted he also once made out with former Governor Pataki

Credited downfall to fast-paced lifestyle of Albany

He was kinda pitchy, dawg

Said he thought the Emperor's Club was a Chinese restaurant

When reporters asked how much he paid per hour, his wife said, "Believe me, he doesn't need an hour"
 
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