Top Ten Surprises During Eliot Spitzer's Resignation




 
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Boots
 
March 13th, 2008  
Team Infidel
 
 

Topic: Top Ten Surprises During Eliot Spitzer's Resignation


Top Ten Surprises During Eliot Spitzer's Resignation

Entered to the sounds of Jay-Z's "Big Pimpin'"

Opening line: "Are you a cop?"

Spent two minutes seductively stroking the microphone

Reaffirmed his policy of "Bro's before Ho's"

His decision not to wear pants

Admitted he also once made out with former Governor Pataki

Credited downfall to fast-paced lifestyle of Albany

He was kinda pitchy, dawg

Said he thought the Emperor's Club was a Chinese restaurant

When reporters asked how much he paid per hour, his wife said, "Believe me, he doesn't need an hour"
March 13th, 2008  
tomtom22
 
 
HAHAHaHaHa
March 15th, 2008  
Sevens
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Team Infidel
When reporters asked how much he paid per hour, his wife said, "Believe me, he doesn't need an hour"

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