Top Ten Signs You've Hired a Bad Tony Awards Host




 
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Boots
 
June 17th, 2009  
Team Infidel
 
 

Topic: Top Ten Signs You've Hired a Bad Tony Awards Host


Top Ten Signs You've Hired a Bad Tony Awards Host


Spends first twenty minutes tangled in the curtain

Only got the gig because Nathan Lane has swine flu

Looks like Shrek, but isn't Shrek

Lights go up, pants come down

Instead of airfare and a modest fee, he demands a fake passport, enriched uranium and a plane ticket to North Korea

Thinks the two gangs in "West Side Story" are the Jets and the 49ers

His only qualification is that he's a distant cousin of Tony Danza

Quits after ten minutes, citing "mercury poisoning from sushi"

Plans to have a bare-assed Angela Lansbury lowered onto Eminem

He's straight
June 20th, 2009  
tomtom22
 
 
Not too funny?
 


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