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Top Ten Signs You've Hired a Bad Tony Awards Host
Spends first twenty minutes tangled in the curtain
Only got the gig because Nathan Lane has swine flu
Looks like Shrek, but isn't Shrek
Lights go up, pants come down
Instead of airfare and a modest fee, he demands a fake passport, enriched uranium and a plane ticket to North Korea
Thinks the two gangs in "West Side Story" are the Jets and the 49ers
His only qualification is that he's a distant cousin of Tony Danza
Quits after ten minutes, citing "mercury poisoning from sushi"
Plans to have a bare-assed Angela Lansbury lowered onto Eminem
He's straight
Spends first twenty minutes tangled in the curtain
Only got the gig because Nathan Lane has swine flu
Looks like Shrek, but isn't Shrek
Lights go up, pants come down
Instead of airfare and a modest fee, he demands a fake passport, enriched uranium and a plane ticket to North Korea
Thinks the two gangs in "West Side Story" are the Jets and the 49ers
His only qualification is that he's a distant cousin of Tony Danza
Quits after ten minutes, citing "mercury poisoning from sushi"
Plans to have a bare-assed Angela Lansbury lowered onto Eminem
He's straight
