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Monster comes to New York, takes in a matinee of "Jersey Boys" and leaves
He doesn't eat people -- he just licks them
It's two hours of the creature writing his bucket list
It tortures people by showing slides from his trip to the Poconos
The monster shows up and FEMA doesn't send help for three days
It's entitled "Phantom of the Oprah"
The beast with a disfigured face? Joan Rivers
Monster's main tactic is to refuse to negotiate with the Writers Guild
Werewolf looks like this (photo: Dave with beard)
After taunting city for hours, tearful monster is led away by Dr. Phil
He doesn't eat people -- he just licks them
It's two hours of the creature writing his bucket list
It tortures people by showing slides from his trip to the Poconos
The monster shows up and FEMA doesn't send help for three days
It's entitled "Phantom of the Oprah"
The beast with a disfigured face? Joan Rivers
Monster's main tactic is to refuse to negotiate with the Writers Guild
Werewolf looks like this (photo: Dave with beard)
After taunting city for hours, tearful monster is led away by Dr. Phil
