Top Ten Signs You're Talking to a Fake Kim Jong-Il

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Top Ten Signs You're Talking to a Fake Kim Jong-Il


Doesn't smile when you mention torturing dissidents

He's 6'5'', 250 pounds

Introduces himself by saying, "Hi, I'm Gary -- uh, crap, I mean Kim Jong-Il"

He seems Kimmy and Jongy, but not quite Illy

Your wife recognizes him as the Kim Jong-Il look-alike who stripped at her bachelorette party

Keeps using the phrase, "Chillax, bro"

He pays for drinks -- honestly, folks, when's the last time that man picked up a check?

Won't shut up about the new "90210"

He's only half insane

Keeps referring to himself as "just a hockey mom"
 
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