Team Infidel
Forum Spin Doctor
Top Ten Signs You're Talking to a Fake Kim Jong-Il
Doesn't smile when you mention torturing dissidents
He's 6'5'', 250 pounds
Introduces himself by saying, "Hi, I'm Gary -- uh, crap, I mean Kim Jong-Il"
He seems Kimmy and Jongy, but not quite Illy
Your wife recognizes him as the Kim Jong-Il look-alike who stripped at her bachelorette party
Keeps using the phrase, "Chillax, bro"
He pays for drinks -- honestly, folks, when's the last time that man picked up a check?
Won't shut up about the new "90210"
He's only half insane
Keeps referring to himself as "just a hockey mom"
Doesn't smile when you mention torturing dissidents
He's 6'5'', 250 pounds
Introduces himself by saying, "Hi, I'm Gary -- uh, crap, I mean Kim Jong-Il"
He seems Kimmy and Jongy, but not quite Illy
Your wife recognizes him as the Kim Jong-Il look-alike who stripped at her bachelorette party
Keeps using the phrase, "Chillax, bro"
He pays for drinks -- honestly, folks, when's the last time that man picked up a check?
Won't shut up about the new "90210"
He's only half insane
Keeps referring to himself as "just a hockey mom"