Top Ten Signs You're Not Going To Win a Nobel Prize

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10 You put all your money on the Mets

9 Only thing you ever won was a rib eating contest

8 You spent 3 years trying to prove the formula: macaroni + cheese = delicious!

7 The only "A" on your report card was when your teacher called you "A moron"

6 You graduated from Harvard, but it's the Harvard in Mexico

5 When watching "Jeopardy!" you answer every questions with, "Who is Larry Hagman?"

4 Every time you see an airplane you scream, "Run for your lives -- giant metal bird"

3 Devoted your life to studying global cooling

2 You're known for invading Iraq without an exit strategy

1 You're on Letterman playing with a bunch of spring snakes
 
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