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Top Ten Signs You're Drinking Too Much Coffee
Your blood type has been reclassified as "espresso"
Every morning you go for a quick 47 mile jog
As soon as California legalized gay marriage, you got engaged to Mr. Coffee
Your after-shave? Hazelnut non-dairy creamer
You're tapping your leg like Larry Craig in a men's room stall
A Starbucks just opened in your basement
Your last words before bypass surgery: "Tell Juan Valdez I love him"
Average 80 blinks per minute
You named your kids "Tall," "Grande," and "Venti"
Unable to sleep, you actually watch "The Late Show"
Your blood type has been reclassified as "espresso"
Every morning you go for a quick 47 mile jog
As soon as California legalized gay marriage, you got engaged to Mr. Coffee
Your after-shave? Hazelnut non-dairy creamer
You're tapping your leg like Larry Craig in a men's room stall
A Starbucks just opened in your basement
Your last words before bypass surgery: "Tell Juan Valdez I love him"
Average 80 blinks per minute
You named your kids "Tall," "Grande," and "Venti"
Unable to sleep, you actually watch "The Late Show"
