Top Ten Signs You're At A Bad Zoo

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Top Ten Signs You're At A Bad Zoo


All animals are stuffed and mounted

It's nothing but photos of other zoos

Lost and found has a number of human limbs

Monkeys are forced to work as unpaid janitors

Every visitor gets free parasites

The animals are smoking

Ronny and the Goon never get around to taking the 12th caller (sorry, that's a sign you're at a bad morning zoo)

For an extra fee, you can pet the zookeepers

You ask where you can find a panda and they send you to the snack bar

Instead of octopus, they've got an octomom
 
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