Top Ten Signs Your Wife is Having an Affair with the Incredible Hulk

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Top Ten Signs Your Wife is Having an Affair with the Incredible Hulk


Someone sent her flowers with a note reading, "Me have good time last night"

She comes home late smelling "hulky"

Your kids are green

You find room service bill for one nicoise salad and 7 pounds of raw meat

She's also seeing Spider-Man, Iron Man and three of the Fantastic Four

You find credit card receipt from "Big & Tall & Green Man"

She upgraded your king size bed to "hulk size"

You turn green from food poisoning -- she sobs because you remind her of somebody

She's been seen with a gigantic, inarticulate beast, but it ain't Arnold Schwarzenegger

After sex, always complaining you're not exactly "incredible"
 
She's also seeing Spider-Man, Iron Man and three of the Fantastic Four
Sweet!... That means she plays for both teams... (Human Torch, Mr. Fantastic, Invisible Woman).
 
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