Top Ten Signs Your Weathercaster is Nuts

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Top Ten Signs Your Weathercaster is Nuts

Urges people to drink plenty of sunscreen

Only shows clouds that look like Jessica Alba

Can't stop eating them contaminated tomatoes

He's curled up on the floor meowing like a kitty

Changes 3 H's from "hazy, hot and humid" to "hookers, hookers, hookers"

Says the heat wave will continue until government gives him $10 million and a helicopter to Mexico

Tells viewers the storm left town faster than his slutty ex-wife

His predictions are about as reliable as George W. Bush (OMG, did you hear what Letterman said?!?!?!?!?)

Keeps cool by doing tequila shots off the sports guy's stomach

Reads forecast with his doppler hanging out
 
Says the heat wave will continue until government gives him $10 million and a helicopter to Mexico

WUAHHAHAHA hand it over.
 
Of course you all know that being a weathercaster is the only job you can be wrong at day after day and still get to keep your job.
 
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