Top Ten Signs Your Teacher Is Drunk

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Top Ten Signs Your Teacher Is Drunk

Your report card is written on a damp cocktail napkin

Insists the Civil War was fought between Jack Daniel and Jim Beam

Tells class to hit the showers, but he's not a gym teacher

Every time the bell rings, he shouts, "Last call!"

Students give her an apple -- she makes Apple-tinis

By the end of the day, he's eaten three boxes of chalk

He tries to skateboard over a U-haul truck

No number 3 -- writer in jetBlue bathroom

Keeps getting his tongue stuck in the pencil sharpener

Teacher knows less about the Middle East than George W. Bush
 
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