Team Infidel
Forum Spin Doctor
When asked what you'd do about Iraq, you say, "Do I Rock?"
You're often described as "John Kerry without Charisma"
Many of your supporters have been hospitalized because you ordered your campaign buttons from China
You've been running negative ads about yourself
Only Endorsement you've received was from "Burrito Afficionado" magazine
When reporting caucus results, media refers to you as "Other"
"Meet the Press" appearance turns ugly when you put Tim Russert in a headlock
Budget director blew most of your campaign funds betting on the Knicks
You've primarily been campaigning in Canada
You often ask, "What would George W. Bush do?"
You're often described as "John Kerry without Charisma"
Many of your supporters have been hospitalized because you ordered your campaign buttons from China
You've been running negative ads about yourself
Only Endorsement you've received was from "Burrito Afficionado" magazine
When reporting caucus results, media refers to you as "Other"
"Meet the Press" appearance turns ugly when you put Tim Russert in a headlock
Budget director blew most of your campaign funds betting on the Knicks
You've primarily been campaigning in Canada
You often ask, "What would George W. Bush do?"
