Top Ten Signs Your Neighbor Is an Alien

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Top Ten Signs Your Neighbor Is an Alien

Eats Domino's delivery guy and tips the pizza

Complains about the rising cost of filling his flying saucer with dilithium crystals

Uses two hands to mow the lawn, and other two hands to wash the car -- boing!

You say, "Morning, Bill!" He says, "Morning, puny little earth man"

He has never seen an episode of "Sex and the City." Hello? What planet are you from?

In the class photo, his kids are the ones with the tentacles

When a rerun of "Mork & Mindy" is on, he sneers, "That guy's not from Ork"

Says, "We had a great weekend on Venus -- I mean, Vegas"

He drives a 2011 Toyota Corolla

He's bald, gray and creepy, but he's not Dick Cheney
 
"He has never seen an episode of "Sex and the City." Hello? What planet are you from? "

I have never seen one, do I qualify? If I am an alien, do I get deported? BORN IN THE U.S.A.
:p
Lonnie Courtney Clay
 
claylc said:
"He has never seen an episode of "Sex and the City." Hello? What planet are you from? "

I have never seen one, do I qualify? If I am an alien, do I get deported? BORN IN THE U.S.A.
:p
Lonnie Courtney Clay
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yes, we're going to have to deport you to the moon.
 
I did to better understand the female mind.
I concluded that there is no understanding but filtering and ignoring.
;)
 
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