Top Ten Signs Your Monkey Needs a Bath




 
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Top Ten Signs Your Monkey Needs a Bath
 
July 30th, 2008  
Team Infidel
 
 

Topic: Top Ten Signs Your Monkey Needs a Bath


Top Ten Signs Your Monkey Needs a Bath
Top Ten Signs Your Monkey Needs a Bath


Even his fleas have fleas

He's sweating right through his adorable monkey sailor suit

Your daily horoscope reads, "Today is a great day to wash your monkey"

Tries to cover up odor by wearing too much monkey aftershave

Even the really slutty monkey next door refuses to groom him

Town's sign reads "Home of the Rancid Baboon Stench"

You purchase so much Lysol, they put you on the board of directors

Threatening note thrown through your window tied to a banana

Been offered the cover of next month's "Smelly Monkey Magazine"

He smells like Andy Dick
July 30th, 2008  
Sevens
 
 
Nice.....LOL
March 12th, 2009  
tomtom22
 
 
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Top Ten Signs Your Monkey Needs a Bath
 


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