Top Ten Signs Your Film Is Not Going To Be Winning An Academy Award

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Top Ten Signs Your Film Is Not Going To Be Winning An Academy Award

It's 90 minutes of credits

Plot involves Matthew McConaughey's death-defying quest to find a shirt

It was directed by Steven Spielbaum

Awkward 20-minute part where actor has hiccoughs

To save money on special effects, film's monsters are stunt guys in green ping pong ball covered leotards

During movie, you hear sound guy grumble, "Oh, come on"

No number 4 -- writer still stuck on JetBlue flight -- still a reference, people

Only honor it received was "Most Graphic Depiction of Raccoon Sex"

There's never been a Best Picture with "Hottie" or "Nottie" in the title

It was rated H.C.T.S. for "Holy Crap, This Sucks"
 
I do like Number One, though. I've seen lots of movies that should've been rated H.C.T.S. :D
 
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