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Top Ten Signs Your Dog Hates You
10 You tell him to "sit" and he tells you to "eat it"
9 Only time he kisses you is after he drinks from the toilet
8 His favorite chew toy is your iPhone
7 Leaves a dead bird in your slipper with note reading "You're next"
6 Convinces Leona Helmsley's dog to evict you from your apartment
5 You dragged him all the way to New York City to perform some dumb trick on the Late Show
4 He gnawed a soup bone into a shiv
3 No number 3 -- writer shot by his dog
2 Leaves you to go live with Michael Vick
1 He paid Bob Barker $100 to neuter you
10 You tell him to "sit" and he tells you to "eat it"
9 Only time he kisses you is after he drinks from the toilet
8 His favorite chew toy is your iPhone
7 Leaves a dead bird in your slipper with note reading "You're next"
6 Convinces Leona Helmsley's dog to evict you from your apartment
5 You dragged him all the way to New York City to perform some dumb trick on the Late Show
4 He gnawed a soup bone into a shiv
3 No number 3 -- writer shot by his dog
2 Leaves you to go live with Michael Vick
1 He paid Bob Barker $100 to neuter you