Team Infidel
Forum Spin Doctor
Top Ten Signs Your Cat is Too Fat
Instead of "meow," says "moo"
Takes 3 days to lick himself
Always stuck in the cat door
Has nine lives and ten chins
He has had more heart attacks than Dick Cheney
Have to get special extra-large flea collars from "Big & Tall Feline"
Instead of yarn ball, plays with meatball - wow, that is one fat cat
Only thing he's curious about is when Domino's stops delivering
When he goes outside, people say, "Can I get your autograph, Mr. Gore?"
Next month, he's doing a full hour with Dr. Phil
Instead of "meow," says "moo"
Takes 3 days to lick himself
Always stuck in the cat door
Has nine lives and ten chins
He has had more heart attacks than Dick Cheney
Have to get special extra-large flea collars from "Big & Tall Feline"
Instead of yarn ball, plays with meatball - wow, that is one fat cat
Only thing he's curious about is when Domino's stops delivering
When he goes outside, people say, "Can I get your autograph, Mr. Gore?"
Next month, he's doing a full hour with Dr. Phil
