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10. She has your eyes and Barry Bonds' head
9. Doctor says, "It's a... Good Lord!"
8. "Baby carriage" is a forklift
7. The kid's got more chins than fingers
6. Incubator littered with baby back ribs
5. Local news crew shows up thinking a baby elephant has been born
4. His pacifier is a stick of butter
3. Nevermind a c-section, you had a d-section! I tell you, folks, that's one fat baby!
2. First word: Bacon
1. Twice a day the kid gets mistaken for Rosie O'Donnell
9. Doctor says, "It's a... Good Lord!"
8. "Baby carriage" is a forklift
7. The kid's got more chins than fingers
6. Incubator littered with baby back ribs
5. Local news crew shows up thinking a baby elephant has been born
4. His pacifier is a stick of butter
3. Nevermind a c-section, you had a d-section! I tell you, folks, that's one fat baby!
2. First word: Bacon
1. Twice a day the kid gets mistaken for Rosie O'Donnell
