Top Ten Signs Your Airline is Cutting Costs

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Top Ten Signs Your Airline is Cutting Costs

During flight they hit you with additional $200 "landing charge"

It's day 4 of your honeymoon and you're still on the tarmac

Plane has a "Hyundai" hood ornament

When you arrive, Hawaii looks suspiciously like Detroit

Inflatable vest replaced with smaller inflatable bow ties

Plane can't take off until you lose 20 pounds

In-flight entertainment: watching two fat guys fight for an armrest

Flight attendants wearing clothes you packed

The pilot -- Andy Dick. Seriously, Andy, we love you and want you to get help!

During the captain's preflight checklist, you hear him say, "close enough"
 
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