Top Ten Signs You Won't Be Winning A Grammy

Team Infidel

Team Infidel

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Your CD is used to torture Gitmo detainees

Closest you've been to the music industry is when a drunk mistook you for Ruben Studdard

You're like Amy Winehouse, only less talented and crazier

There is no categroy for Outstanding Tambourine Solo

After your songs are downloaded, iTunes e-mails a receipt and an apology

Your single is 4 minutes of "Testing one, two..testing one, two, three..."

Up against Diddy for "Best Diddy"

Band's name: Mike & The Huckabees (We could also have accepted Mitt & The Romneys)

Your album just went aluminum -- Hi-ohhhh!

Who gives a crap? The Giants kicked Patriot Ass!
 
" Your album just went aluminum -- Hi-ohhhh!"
HHAHAHA
we really ought to have that for the worst album of the year.
 
Hey, Peddler!! We can record that as a duet!!!!! But instead of 4 minutes, let's go for broke and make it 5!!!! :D
 
That is a brilliant idea Sevens!!! Also, lets throw in a "testing...one..two...three. FOUR" Just to throw in a little spice! :D
 
Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We'll be a hit for sure!!!!!! Before long we'll have to start planning our world tour!!!!!!! We'll call it "The Testing Everyone's Patience Tour" and TI can be our opening act. :D
 
Oh please no, dear God NO!!!!! *Runs and hides in a corner and the assumes the fetal positon while mumbling incoherently.
 
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