Team Infidel
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10 You frequently hear, "Outta the way, lard ass!"
9 Every couple of miles you stop and ask directions
8 You pulled a hamstring filling out the application
7 Before the race, you eat a Powerbar with extra cheese
6 You still haven't finished the 2006 New York City Marathon
5 In trying situations, you ask yourself, "What would Rosie O'Donnell do?"
4 Some runners are sponsored by Adidas -- you're sponsored by Chips Ahoy
3 You're frequently mistaken for the fat guy from "Lost"
2 Made your own steroids out of Red Bull and Super Glue
1 You've been carbo-loading for 30 years
9 Every couple of miles you stop and ask directions
8 You pulled a hamstring filling out the application
7 Before the race, you eat a Powerbar with extra cheese
6 You still haven't finished the 2006 New York City Marathon
5 In trying situations, you ask yourself, "What would Rosie O'Donnell do?"
4 Some runners are sponsored by Adidas -- you're sponsored by Chips Ahoy
3 You're frequently mistaken for the fat guy from "Lost"
2 Made your own steroids out of Red Bull and Super Glue
1 You've been carbo-loading for 30 years