Top Ten Signs There's Trouble at The Weather Channel

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Top Ten Signs There's Trouble at The Weather Channel

They're rerunning forecasts from 2004

Weathercasters giggle every time they say, "ball lightning"

Hours of programming devoted to footage of clouds that look like monkeys

Watercooler talk includes hilarious comments like, "Doppler. I don't even know her."

Long range forecast -- "Winter: Cold, Summer: Hot"

CEO was caught selling anemometers out of the trunk of his car

Smiling graphic on the sun is giving the finger

From 6pm to midnight it's just a guy making wind noises with his mouth

They don't have a single magician on this week

Satellite shot always seems to catch Jennifer Aniston sunbathing
 
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